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Television Forum - Big Brother: the marcus experience - Page 1
Elite
is anyone watching BB? I got drawn into it by the behaviour of one of the housemates called Marcus - if you havent seen him you should watch atleast one show
he 'looks' like wolverine - in much the same way that eric roberts looks like julia roberts and frank stallone looks like Sly, ie not very much
He does a lot of weights and has no muscle definition - at all
And not only this - he is slowly stripping away any dignity he may have had before he started growing a mullet and combing over his baldspot by chasing around a girl with NO INTEREST IN HIM WHATSOEVER
It is so cringeworthy that it makes my balls retreat into my stomach - someone pull him out of there before he grows a mangina
Elite
They could fill the house with naked pole dancing lesbians and i still wouldnt watch it. It rates to me just ever so slightly higher up the evolutionary scale of tv than Jeremy Kyle
It matters not what happens in life, ive met the Mighty Bruce and my life is complete.
Elite
last week on jeremy kyle there was a man with more children than he had teeth
27 kids!! twenty f***ing seven
by the way I record BB and fast forward to Mongerine - I couldnt even tell you what the other one's names are
This item was edited on Tuesday, 21st July 2009, 16:59
Elite
I fu****g hate jeremy kyle, its the lowest of the low, just a bunch of chavs being shouted at by a condesending self important f***wit 
It matters not what happens in life, ive met the Mighty Bruce and my life is complete.
Elite
Love BB. Can't be bothered to talk about it on here anymore, the reaction is so predictable.
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Elite
Marcus is interesting though eh?
Elite
Marcus is the prince of c***s. The new king is Kenneth...
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Elite
ha ha
you are so very right
Elite
You see, now you've dragged me in.
Marcus did a flying 'karate kick' earlier... he's still fighting for that crown.
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Elite
I saw that! ha ha
I wasnt sure how convincing a kick it was though - given his extensive training
