John is the presenter of countryfile
And Moira is a reader of the news
John takes suppositories for his piles
And Moira is always on the booze
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Mr Craven has a raven for a pet
and Mrs Stewart eats chewits for her diet
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John used to present newsround they even named the show after him
But now John has gone and its presented by someone whos quite dim
John Craven Says
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