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Do inanimate objects think?

posted by Snaps on Saturday, 7th January 2012, 15:33

Elite

I just noticed that I started the desktop PC thread just 8 hours before my car went terminal thereby knackering any immediate PC replacement.
The same day I'd told t'other half that I was going looking at cars the following morning.

It knew, I'm bloody sure it did.

Snaps

Every Third Car
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was.
Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary

This item was edited on Saturday, 7th January 2012, 15:36

RE: Do inanimate objects think?

posted by fluff_n_stuff on Saturday, 7th January 2012, 15:54

Elite Donator

Course they do...cars get jealous when you mention other cars and things like shoes and clothes spend their lives trying to convince you to wear them, not the others

RE: Do inanimate objects think?

posted by marksparks999 on Saturday, 7th January 2012, 18:15

Elite

Do inanimate objects think?

i will go ask the wife...

RE: Do inanimate objects think?

posted by Jimbo :oÞ on Saturday, 7th January 2012, 18:24

Elite Donator

Quote:
marksparks999 says...
i will go ask the wife...
And so the question is answered instantly within one post....

"Do inanimate objects think....?

.................no they go ask their other half"

(soz Mark LOL)

Jimbo : oÞ

"There's that word again... is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

RE: Do inanimate objects think?

posted by bandicoot on Saturday, 7th January 2012, 18:24

Elite

If you are even thinking of replacing your car, never say that near the car you own, or it will go into a trantum and it will do its best to make your life a living hell, by breaking down all the time, till its gone.

You must always pat its wing and say nice 'machine' or subsitute 'name of car'.
Remember it has your life in its hands (or is that wheels), so keep in with it

RE: Do inanimate objects think?

posted by Mark Oates on Saturday, 7th January 2012, 19:48

Reviewer

They don't just think, they conspire to drive us bananas.

J Mark Oates
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Squirrel!!!

sprockethole.myreviewer.com

RE: Do inanimate objects think?

posted by fluff_n_stuff on Saturday, 7th January 2012, 20:13

Elite Donator

I think its now official that my sofa cover has a phobia of the washing machine...just taken me 40 minutes to get the damned thing off Bet I shrink it now

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