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(I never did quite get that insult)


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You two wanna jump in a bus or van n come for a pint then......?

....didn't think so , now 'scuse me while I go ppick up the bins for the umpteenth time n see if any roof tiles have hit the cars yet.....

(assuming we still have a roof!)

Jimbo : oÞ

"There's that word again... is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

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Jimbo Þ says...
You two wanna jump in a bus or van n come for a pint then......?If the price of the diesel wasn't way more than the pint I'd be there.

Good luck.
When we had that big (Michael Fish) blow years back my carefully garaged car had the roof collapse on it.

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was.
Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary

Gaviscon n Rennies aint gonna do much for this wind I can tell ya... it's howling

Jimbo : oÞ

"There's that word again... is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

What I meant to say was "be careful out there, northern folk" but it came out wrong.

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What I meant to say was "be careful out there, northern folk" but it came out wrong.You're supposed to be on the bus by now

Jimbo : oÞ

"There's that word again... is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"

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What I meant to say was "be careful out there, northern folk" but it came out wrongi have that problem... saying what i'm thinking rather than thinking what i'm saying

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This item was edited on Thursday, 8th December 2011, 15:04

If it gets much windier, I'm going to have to put pants on.

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