Heard the Teresa May joke?
Knock knock
Come in
Snaps
Every Third Car
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was.
Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary
Skeleton goes into a bar and orders a pint and a mop......
Two blondes walk into the bar....You'd think one of them would have seen it...
TAXI.... 
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“So many of our dreams at first seem impossible, then they seem improbable, and then, when we summon the will, they soon become inevitable.”
- Christopher Reeve (1953-2004)
This item was edited on Saturday, 12th November 2011, 09:38
Keep up the good work Doc! After a while you'll have enough for a small book that you can sell for Christmas stockings.
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You want crap made-up jokes? Adam & Joe are the masters:
(my favourites at around 3:55 by a 4yr old)