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Jitendar Canth says...
For most of my childhood, I thought La-di-dah was a rank in the British army.I have a few confessions of my own.
I used to think maybe I could fly like Superman if I just believed enough. But quite a bit of jumping on the bed proved it was never going to happen. ![]()
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I used to think Cookeen (the stuff for making pastry) actually made you rise in the air for a short period.
The advert tagline was "Give them a lift..... with Cookeen" and I remember once asking my Mum to buy that cos I wanted to float ![]()
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"There's that word again... is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?"
I used to think that if I laid perfectly still with a white sheet stretched over me (shroud like) I could levitate. The memory of this is as real to me now as it felt then.
Of course, this is not to be confused with the time I was floating 30 foot above my car looking down on myself whilst a nearby tree turned into Eric Clapton. And played a personal gig for me. That happened.
Doc.
"Compassion is another word for gay." Psycho Paul, 2010.
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Swallowing chewing gum wraps around your heart and you could die...
Sorry SJ, thats just daft, it wraps around your intestine and makes them burst! (Sitting here writing that is the first time it ever occured to me that it would be quite difficult for the chewing gum to wrap around the outside of your bowel from the inside.)
I used to believe that gas central heating was filled with actual gas, not hot water heated by gas, and was terrified whenever my dad used to bleed the radiators. I also used to believe that the air vent in my bedroom was a vent for feeding in posion gas (we were learning about concentration camps at school) and was so scared and refused tyo go in there my dad had to fill it in lol. Both seem a little ridiculous now ![]()
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Of course, this is not to be confused with the time I was floating 30 foot above my car looking down on myself whilst a nearby tree turned into Eric Clapton. And played a personal gig for me. That happened.Bolivian marching powder involved?
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was.
Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's 'it' seems weird and scary
What do you take me for?!!!!!!!!!
It was acid.
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"Compassion is another word for gay." Psycho Paul, 2010.
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