Or calculating W*nker.........?
Some end of the Pier stories on the link below:- (copy and paste)
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/search/ds-search.php?query=piers%20morgan&search=2&lnpp=&srtt=
This item was edited on Monday, 21st April 2008, 18:33
Twunt.
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I love deadlines - I love the whooshing noise they make as they fly past...
- Douglas Adams
Im ashamed to admit hat i actually find him quite entertaining on Britains got Talent, at least hes prepared to poke fun at himself for the sake of the show.
Not defending his past and he ha been know as a knob but dont have a problem with what hes doing at the moment
Here's the Jeremy Clarkson's contribution
Punching Piers
With his famously scathing turn of phrase – he once said the Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like "unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite" – Jeremy has no need to resort to violence. In fact only one man has been on the end of a Clarkson fist, Piers Morgan who, as the then editor of the Daily Mirror, published allegedly compromising pictures of Clarkson with a woman. Jeremy took such offence that at the 2004 British Press Awards he punched Morgan in the head several times; Morgan claims he still has a scar from a ring Jeremy was wearing. Morgan also claims that Clarkson deliberately spilt a glass of water on him during the last flight of the Concorde in October 2003.
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