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General Forum - Boots Condoms & Sarah Jessica Parker - Page 1
Elite
Calm down guys......
Boots has a novel suggestion for how to avoid unwanted pregnancies.
I consider myself an optimist, albeit an optimist with cynical tendencies and a dark side that Lucifer himself would find a little creepy. (Perhaps you’ve noticed.) You don’t normally associate cynicism with an upbeat pov. But I have exactly that combination and will defend it.
Elite
I wouldn't need a sheath around Sarah Jessica Parker.
He face is her own contraceptive.
Be lucky if I could raise a smile for that manwitch. 
Elite
i;m with bowfer on this one,
Sarah Jessica Horse-face is indeed her own method of stopping an unwanted pregnancy
Chris
A.C.C. Member
LFC
YNWA
Elite
unh hunh....
and SandtheCity is terrible as well! thats one in the eye for you ladies!
My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
(ish)
Elite
To be honest,they're pretty much all dogs.
You've Sarah Jessica manwitch,we've established that.
Then you've the ginger one with the bottle of milk skintone.
Then you've the dark haired one,with zero-breasts and eyes that refuse to point in the same direction.
Then you've the old one,off 'mannequin'.
Actually,the older one would get it...to be fair.
Elite
Kim Catrell - also in Big Trouble in Little China I believe
Chris
A.C.C. Member
LFC
YNWA
Elite
Born in Liverpool too I seem to remember. Not sure if that's a plus or a minus 
Elite
Quote:
Born in Liverpool too I seem to remember.
So she wasn't really a mannequin ?
She was just posing as one,until the shop closes ?
Then she's off with a TV or two ?
posted by Mikeonfreeserve on Friday, 3rd November 2006, 20:56
Elite
Sarah Jessica Parker?
Lol
Give me a break!
Competent
What I can't work out, is, who said she was good looking in the first place? And, more importantly, why does every f**cker in the industry perpetuate the myth?
Even Mrs Visfix, who usually is at complete odds with me on these matters, agrees that she looks like the arse-end of a heffalump*
