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General Forum - Pig ignorant f***ing drivers - Page 1
Elite
Before I posted about an idiot who parked over our drive by about a metre. All this bloody weekend we've had a car parked over our drive by about a foot making it difficult to drive in & out. Today he drove off but we wern't there at the time. Now tonight we go out & have a great evening only to get back & a tosser (another) has his car parked over our drive by 2'. I'm totally peed off about it, the Police won't do anything, neither will the council. I know it is only a matter of time before I do something that will get me into trouble. I wouldn't dream about doing it to other people. Why are drivers so pig headed nowadays?
Todays The Day. Tomorrow can wait...
This item was edited on Wednesday, 20th September 2006, 22:30
Reviewer
Don't get me started about drivers. F*cking hate them. 
J Mark Oates
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Elite
One large King Edward up the exhaust pipe.
Then hide behind curtain and watch the fun.
Snaps
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Elite
This item was edited on Wednesday, 20th September 2006, 22:57
Elite
Would it be worth bunging a coupla road cones either side of your drive entrance? People are surprisingly wary of the mighty cone!
Elite
It's not only drivers...people in general appear pig-ignorant nowadays. 
"Stan is my best friend at Church"
Elite
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People are surprisingly wary of the mighty cone!
Ha ha not me. Used to live in a house with no drive so it was a fight to get parked up outside your house. Anyway next door neighbour always put out a cone when she left to go out so she could always park back up. Well after three months of me living there and sick of not getting to park nearby I kept sticking the cone in the bin - she must have got through about 10 of em beefore she gave up! 
Elite
Why not use bowfer's technique. Borrow a landrover or another powerful machine from a friend and in the middle of the night pull the car out to the middle of the road and then report them to police for obstruction...
T|M3CH4S3R
"I am worst at what I do the best, for this gift I feel blessed. I found it hard... it was hard to find. Oh well, Whatever! NEVERMIND"
Elite
We have a garage opposite the house and a car kept parking over the drive by a little bit. Whilst this was annoying we were still able to get up the drive and into the garage as long as no-one else was parked near the entrance.
The other week this same car parked over the drive covering about half the drive. My missus was out at Robbie Williams and so when she got home she couldn't park in the garage as it would have been a right faff to get up the drive and get the angle right to get into the garage. I put a polite not on the car's windscreen and they haven't parked there since.
Cheers
Nick
Elite
Personally I think the polite note under the wiper is a far more realistic direction to take. If the person parking there is one of your neighbours, you have to learn to live with them.
A spud up the exhaust could lead to anything - you might even feature on the next "Neighbours from Hell"!
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