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General Forum - What`s the best joke you`ve heard recently? - Page 1
Competent
I heard one last night :-
Whats got 3 legs and lives on a farm?
Paul McCartney and his missus!!
Please post some better ones.
Pete
Elite
Did you hear about the Scarecrow who won a Nobel prize?
It was because he was "Outstanding in his Field"!!!!
Aghhhhh, cracks me up everytime.
also>
What does an Irish boyfriend say to his preganant girlfriend?
Can you bring me back 200 fags.
oo-er.
also>
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a Warehouse.
posted by dusty321 on Wednesday, 4th June 2003, 13:01
Elite
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.... boom boom
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The Shi*house poet needs a good thrashing, Grafitti ISNT cool.... kiddies!
posted by Alan Titherington on Wednesday, 4th June 2003, 13:06
Reviewer
http://www.dvd.reviewer.co.uk/forums/thread.asp?Forum=113&Thread=136605
got there before ya! 
posted by Jim Morrison on Wednesday, 4th June 2003, 13:40
Elite
Paul got Heather a plane for Xmas.
And a lady shave for the other leg!
posted by dusty321 on Wednesday, 4th June 2003, 13:52
Elite
"got there before ya!"
DOH!
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The Shi*house poet needs a good thrashing, Grafitti ISNT cool.... kiddies!
posted by Ratopall on Wednesday, 4th June 2003, 14:10
Competent
I got this text message from a friend. "Msg from Ann Summers. Thank you for your order. Sadly the red vibrator you wanted in our shop window was a fire extinguisher! Please re-order"
posted by dusty321 on Wednesday, 4th June 2003, 14:23
Elite
Sounds like my ex was trying to order it 
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The Shi*house poet needs a good thrashing, Grafitti ISNT cool.... kiddies!
Competent
Liverpool selected as capital city of culture?
Competent
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor
peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster
was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and
I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,
"That's because he's inside your f***ing cat."
